Alien: Romulus – I Couldn’t Stop Romu-olling My Eyes (And Other Bad Dad Jokes)
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Alien: Romulus – I Couldn’t Stop Romu-olling My Eyes (And Other Bad Dad Jokes)
To Live And Die In Bear Country
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Finding Your Soulmate In Loneliness
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“Her:” Where “500 Days of Summer” Meets “Blade Runner 2049”
Snail Theory: The Movie. If It Touches You, You Die (But There’s No Prize For Surviving)
Paranoid Schizophrenic Suffers From Writer's Block, Makes Homicide Attempts on Wife and Son
"Stepbrothers" Just Might Make You Say 'Oh, brother' And Step Out Of The Theater
Ghost Girl Found Squatting In A Hotel Room, Kills Those Who Try To Evict Her
“Jurassic Park,” The Stuff of Dreams, Nightmares, and Cinematic Greatness
You Can Only Resurrect Something That Is Dead and The Best This Film Does Is Twitch